Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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