i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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