so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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