im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Someone signed my nipple.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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