Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
