My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
