Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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