She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
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