dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
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