Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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