They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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