One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I have tasted many bathrooms
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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