He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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