He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
no you cant smoke seaweed
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
My feet surprised me
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