You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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