I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
we made out on top of his cat.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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