Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I love you. Go after that dick
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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