Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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