He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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