your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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