Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
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I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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