I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
the raccoons are back...
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