it wasn't lemon gatorade
just tell him i said nine months
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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