can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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