stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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