have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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