i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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