My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
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