Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Randomize
