It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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