I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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