Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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