The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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