i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
