Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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