I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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