Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I want to fling myself into the sun
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
God, I missed his penis.
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