u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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