Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
