Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Also, beer. Big fan.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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