Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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