You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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