Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
