I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Less talking, more tequila
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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