Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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