I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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