the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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