this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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