She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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