who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Randomize
