thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Randomize
