the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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