Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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