sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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